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BU/The Onion: Fiscal New Year Party

BU is pushing pretty hard with their latest fundraising efforts, mimicking an Onion article from 2001 titled Accountants Pack Times Square For Fiscal New Year.

I get it. It’s weird to see New Years things half way into the year, so you pay attention and then try to see why this letter took months to get to your house.

Now, at least, I know the proper response to these pecuniary pleas: frowning while holding a diet soda wrapped in a paper bag, shouting politely with a tie wrapped around your head.

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